hand. i don't own a single sha in a single oil company. that doesn't interest me. they're not my friends or enemies, but they're not the villain. look to washington. look to pundits who say otherwise, they are. >> hello, everyone, i'm dana perino along with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel. greg gutfeld, this is new york city and this is "the five." ♪ >> we begin tonight with a new call from afghanistan's president for the the white house to put u.s. troops on trial for last week's inadvertent burning of korans at bagram air base. he wants americans punished even though had he he himself insists it was ndeliberate. several americans soldiers have been killed, and no apology yet from karzai for that. back at home. outrage over president obama's apology over the incident.

here is charles krauthammer. >> we've gone from apology to abject self-debasement and grovelling and grovelling. and we should have had a single apology from the commander on the ground and that's it, not from the secretary of defense, not from the president of all people. >> so charles krauthammer hitting what a lot of americans are thinking and i have a little experience with something similar when i was white house press secretary. there was a not quite apples to apples situation, but a koran that was found at that was riddled with bullets at a shooting range and president bush, in a video teleconference that i witnessed apologized to prime minister al-maliki to that and he told he got recognition from the president of the united states. and this is the difference and make sure we've got the facts straight. these were korans, passed back and forth, in jail and they've

decoded them. and which is already punishableable by death and chopping your head off. they did not know that the koran inside, that the laborer found remnants of it and muslims that were outraged by this, started rioting and absolutely american soldiers targeted for this. i can imagine a scenario where the commander on the ground called to the white house and said, i know you're not going to want to do this, but we think it's the best thing to do, and unfortunately it's out of control over in afghanistan and at home. and eric, when charles says why not the commander or the secretary of defense offer the apology. why do you think? do you think that would have been enough? >> i think it would have been enough. i don't, first of all, in the wake of president obama's apology, which by the way, sounds like his personal apology not necessary lit american people's apology because he does say i wish to express my deep regret to the reported incident and extend the afghani people my apology

and those are obama's words reading them and maybe he's apologizing personally. i think the second of state would have been enough and frankly, look what's happening since the apology, doesn't matter the president, secretary of state or a general. they're still rioting and the people in the street are rioting, not taliban, not jihadist, literally people in the streets. didn't matter who was apologizing, they're looking for a reason to get up in arms. >> and bob, this could escalate fairly quickly given you're not dealing with people that are necessarily rational about an issue. we're talking about burning of a book and here, you go to school two years old and sent to the cafeteria and come back to the family when you can be a nice person again. and this is different. and how dangerous do you think this situation is, especially now that afghanistan army knows that we're leaving? >> well, it's danger in a lot of fronts. first of all, i think the president's apology was on behalf of the country and i think the right thing to do given now explosive the

situation is over there. for karzai to suggest that the american military should be prosecuted is beyond the pale. i agree with joe biden and did from the beginning, this war should be fought in the eastern part of that country to keep terrorists from infiltrating into pakistan. we're not going to be able to integrate into the afghan society and i don't know how much more of a history lesson we need. the british learned the lesson in the past and the russians learned the lesson, driven out. we should get out of that place and just pull out. >> the problem, to me with that, kimberly, is that we've had a lot of americans and n.a.t.o. troops who have been there fighting for, to give afghan a new lease on life with the right to free speech, the right to freedom of assembly, and the right to freedom of religion. and that's going to take a lot of time over there. but if we decide to just leave and leave earlier, than they've been planning and some people suggesting today and that's probably a clueless

commentator saying we would leave early, but what does it say-- >> the clueless commentator. >> you didn't say they were going to leave earlier, the whole country, but what does it say to the military men and women and their families that they went and fought there and going to leave because there's rioting about the book. >> well, listen, i feel very strongly about this. i think that the president did feel responsible and i have no idea why we have apologizing to terrorists, already koran was desecrated and this was inadvertent. everybody knows at that, they weren't disrespectful for someone's religion and they were trying to properly dispose. now, who is apologizing for us for the americans killed? i find this to be dangerous what we're doing here. the apology, constantly bending over backwards for things we haven't done in iraq and that's why is the president putting our troops at danger, at risk

undercutting the military it trms of people over there, and we need over there to fight terrorists. >> we don't know it's desecrated. they were sending messages, i write in my bible all the time. that's the law. >> that's a beheadable offense over the islamic religion. >> and all the time, i would underline in my bible, a passage that would be mean-- >> all i'm saying, this is discrated. frankly the longer we stay there, seems to me the the president of the united states would be trying to get the tensions down, it did not work. these people are fanatical, they don't want us there, if they don't want us there, there's he no reason for us to spend our blood and our dollars there, and let's protect ourselves from terrorists and get out. >> and the weakness is the problem. it's the overall weakening of this country by this administration and it happens. >> and the weakness-- >> and i think ten years. >> i think it's a weakness of, well, hamid karzai, first of all, he can't deal with this.

>> yes he. >> and then secondly of this trag strategy, once you tell people you're leaving, the taliban-- >> and the problem with apologizing to they don't take that further proof they can get away with murder. like the squeaky wheel gets the most grease and the squeaky bale is obama will apologize to them, but won't apologize to catholics, if they write letters and muslims stab with letter openers. i would love to bomb them back to the stone age, but they're already there. get the hell out. get out. >> iraq is falling quickly back into disarray again. >> okay, was that because president obama made a decision to leave early? >> i think we can't just stay-- we've been there. there's a solution for this. >> i have a solution.

>> okay. we've expressed sorrow, we can express sorrow more iraqi politician said that we should blow up the white house. and it's huge, yeah, a big deal. so, here is what president obama should do, he should agree that we will blow up the white house and then show a clip from independence day, and this is a very, very gullible country, they don't have technology, show them a scene, show them a scene twashgs iranians by the way, show them a scene independence day, blowing up the white house, there. >> and this is the response, was iran brigadier general mohammed raisa and a-- and said the only response is to burn the white house and that's in response to-- >> and ratcheting up the rhetoric. >> you say joe biden is right? joe biden is the guy four months ago said that the taliban isn't really our enemy per se. taking credit for the last two murders in afghanistan. >> and the taliban, there are

radical factions and nonradical factions. let's ask karzai how long he'd stay in office if we weren't there. >> why are we fighting over this country, like dogs fighting over rotten meat. >> an interesting debate at home. before we get out of here, a clip from hillary clinton who i usually agree with, agree with her, but in 2003 not so much. >> i find it somewhat troubling that our politics would inflame such a dangerous situation in afghanistan. >> (inaudible) >> and so, we're fighting over there and we're going to continue fighting at home. that's what happened. >> and in the political and then you become a confirmed secretary of state and you're rational and reasonable.

>> and most secretary of states do become more rational after they get into the office and the other thing i noticed is the republican candidates as usual are jumping on this incident and they know nothing about what's going on and they couldn't tell you anything about the history of the taliban. >> whoa, whoa, whoa. >> those are-- >> you name me one of them who said something rational about afghanistan, i've listened to them talking about it and they're talking about-- >> the most rational place on earth. you can't say that. >> if you've got a history. ask the guys ten questions. >> i bet newt could answer all 11. >> and all right. >> we're going to get off international politics. and get back to president obama and oil prices skyrocketing across the u.s. and an e-mail. 5 bucks. ♪

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has been able to accomplish by working with the obama administration. they've proven that in america, you can make it in any business. as long as you have unlimited financial resources and the backing of the united states government. >> now, clearly, that was a parody. finally i can say it's funny how clueless the obama energy policy is, i'd be lying, there's nothing funny about 4, 5, $6 a gallon and patriotic americans working and paying taxes and trying to make ends meet. bob, parody, funny? not so funny that we spent tens of billions of dollars and this is what we end up. >> i'm captured by your words, i had a hard time even responding because i learned so much. the-- i suppose you didn't know that we're drilling more oil today in america than we have in the last ten years, did you? >> and, but we're still substantially lower than he we were. >> are we drilling more? >> we're about 5.6 million

barrels a day and we've-- >> and rebuttal, please? >> where is the rebuttal? >> prediction takes three to four years, because the permitting process on federal land is four years, any production online now is approved years ago. and it's not on federal land it's private and state lands in places like north dakota, texas and alaska. north dakota 3% unemployment rate and a booming economy and don't have enough housing there to take care of the employees that they have. so, i think the production is up, but i don't think that that can be attributed to president obama. >> i'm not sure you're saying it is up. now, another question i've got for our guru on this, i asked last week and didn't have time to answer. can you explain to me why we-- why we're exporting refined gasoline overseas? >> well, we buy and sell gasoline from various different countries and then when, frankly, it's better prices over there. >> the profit. >> depends--

are you saying we should restrict trade to other countries? >> and why not? >> that wouldn't be free trade. >> i have a better idea, let's just make it more, more profitable for these people to refine gasoline here. >> i think drill, drill, drill, that's the answer. >> that was the worse, his response, you know, i can simplify it for you, number one, drill, and-- >> he's right. >> what's counterproductive, the war on energy and punitive taxes on individuals to encourage to get this. i don't understand what he'll do. he hasn't come up with one solution and criticizing the obvious answer. you don't knee he a degree in oil or an oil specialist to figure out. >> and put in the keystone pipeline. >> because they fail. >> and unless you're the massacre of-- >> and they'll have failure rates, that's true. >> no, they might succeed eventually, but if you're waiting for the new iphone, you don't throw away your current blackberry while you're waiting. in a fit of rage, you suffer

through but you developed the new iphone. >> greg, i want to get to you, but honestly, this big, major energy speech that obama came out with last week that was going to basically put the american people at ease about $3.70 gallon of gasolines, he comes out and says, no, we can't drill more, republicans, what we really need is algae. and i know, i said this upfront. we need help not kelp. >> that's true. >> i wanted to-- >> that's a line worse using. >> and i want to make this-- >> nice recycling. >> in his speech he keeps talking there are no quick fixes. if we had ignored that argument 40 years ago, those quick fixes would not be necessary. it's like, it's like a doctor telling an obese person you've got to lose 80 pounds and the patient goes, it's not going to happen overnight. that's the point, that's why you start now. >> it's happened overnight and obama faced the first new nuclear plants. >> i love nuke. >> and i'd like to know what

the republican presidential candidates have said one thing about alternative energy? >> they're like -- see, if it's the republicans who came up with originally the line of, all of the above energy policy and president obama is trying to take credit for that, but it's also a matter of scale. you can be for all sorts of things, but if you want -- if you're subsidizing uneconomical technology from d.c. it's not going to speed up the technology clause. >> and when they brought up solar energy, all the people, the presidential candidates in the debate laughed. >> because it's funny. >> because operating-- >> the chinese selling solar energy. >> let he me tell you what are you doing here in terms of pem penalizing the oil and gas industry. hello, royalties on oil and gas is the number two source of revenue for us in terms of tax base. so would we hurt jobs, hurt the economy. >> and you know, this would have been solved with the

republicans stopped calling drilling, drilling. it sounds so mean and called it deep earth massage. the liberals and environmentalists would have-- >> and may i point something out. it's not that solar is a bad idea or geothermal is a bad idea or wind is a bad idea. it's done at the taxpayers expense. if you want to to it in the private-- >> and the oil companies that are doing the things, i think it's pure public relations on their part. >> let's open up the books then and look at it. >> and we've got so much natural gas, let's have the infrastructure at the gas station and cars run on natural gas. >> if you don't want to drill in anwar, you should live there. >> i think you should live there. >> we've got to go. >> really? >> and how the g.o.p. candidates are matching up against president obama, and the results just might surprise you. we're going to break them all down for you next. ♪

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♪ >> mitt romney scored is big endorsement over the weekend and arizona, and jan brewer threw support ahead of him before the vote tomorrow. and in home state of michigan, and bob, you're excited about this block, aren't you. >> i say the best poll, generally between the democrats and republican are the battle ground poll of the states and takes out the blue and red states and it's done

by a very good republican pollster and a good democratic pollster. obama has increased in every dimension in battle ground states and now beats everybody by double digits, even, now this is only single digits, eric's generic republican gets beaten there. here is part of the reason for that. women have been leaving the republican candidates, but more importantly, for mitt romney, his favorability among independents which are critical is down to 32% from 52%. if he doesn't stop that bleed soon and he's going to have to win both arizona and michigan tomorrow, i think he might, well, certainly win arizona and michigan is-- >> definitely a lot of republican infighting and about the favorability rating. >> and that poll that everybody thinks is one of the best, one of the things ed said today in the conference call that they held about the polls, that this is normal and to be expected during this period of time when you have an ongoing primary and an incumbent that doesn't have a challenge, is that fair. >> that's true, it's fair.

but, also depends on the tone of the primary and this one has been particularly rough. >> let's take a look at this. we've got a full screen of the 2012 matchup ballot ground poll, bob says our polling expert, significant. obama 53% to romney 43%, what do we make of this, bob? >> i just think it's more romney than obama. i'd like to say this is all obama going up, but it's the fact the republicans, these candidates for president aren't making the grade. >> all right, greg? >> and these polls are like lindsay lohan's driving, all over the place. and the gutfeld institute of polling has looked at the data and we realize the data has been coming from a guy named phil who lives in newark and pulling these from his grandmother's sudoku puzzles and that's why it doesn't make sense, inconsistencies are outrageous and i think they don't matter. >> eric, should the republicans be concerned? should the base be concerned that they can beat obama with

romney since he's-- >> i'm trying to find out when you say the generic republican loses to obama. i don't see that in the poll. that's fine. i do notice that obamacare, good or bad, boy, that's overwhelmingly bad, 53% versus 58% say against obamacare, there, look at that one. >> right. don't forget this is going to come up in front of the supreme court smack dab in the most important time this summer in advance of the vote. >> i don't think that obama can lose either way, if they rule against it, i think he will justifiably say it was republican jurists who did it and if they vote for it, then it confirms what lower contracts said it's the right thing to do. so, i don't think he loses on that. >> i think that's a dangerous way to start framing that, about the supreme court. because, it's the one institution that we all have to rely on to back up the final say. to set it up already to say if it doesn't go obama's way they're a bunch of hacks and

it does, and they're brilliant jurists. >> and when you vote along party lines, i think that there's something to be said about partisanship by the supreme court. >> okay, bob, let me segue back, we were talking about head to head matchups during the primary season and it's kind of apples to oranges though because you've got a division amongst the republicans because people are trying to figure out who they're going to support, but once the base unites then you bring in eric's argument of generic republican being able to beat obama, gas prices, obamacare. >> and on this issue, i thought this thing would be over earlier than it is and eric said it could extend out. if, if super-- first of all, even if santorum gets beaten in both arizona and michigan, it will be relatively close he will he' go on and get delegates. he'll go on to super tuesday as will newt gingrich and ron paul and that day, there are so many delegates up for grabs and proportional representation, they'll all have bragging rights, but the question again is where does

the money come from to keep going after super tuesday? i think newt gingrich is done. >> the money comes, the money comes, because it's going on and on. we had chris christie-- sarah palin a couple weeks ago said maybe a brokered convention and everybody laughed about it. chris christie over the weekend on meet the press one of the talk shows over the weekend, maybe fox news sunday, i'm not sure, he said, yes, a brokered convention could happen, not likely, but could happen and that's becoming more and more a possibility. >> well, it's not more and more possibility, it's a faint echo, but only if romney loses someplace tomorrow. >> well, are we-- is that a layup, are we guaranteeing two wins? >> no, i'm-- >> well, i think-- go ahead final thought. >> one for democrats in that poll and something we're not talking about. and everybody is focused on the presidential, congressional ballot, the generic congressional ballot where obama is not helping when you have a supreme court issue going forward, better

make sure you have the house and senate. >> a big are point, the republicans run, they run right. and when the democrats run, they run right. so, everyone agrees that right makes right and-- >> even you have to start to accept the fact, by the way, you're right, there's no effect here. telling me in polling, if obama is up, it's not because of obama or he would pull the rest of the ticket up. but the thing you've got to understand it's the movement to the right by the republican party causing defections, among other things, women. >> the democrats are moving right in order to save their skin. >> and when you say right in this segment, i don't know, we better go to break. >> right? >> right? >> right. >> coming up next, you can't smoke in a lot of parks, we've had to tell it bob and greg this. some beaches and most restaurants, you can't either. now one town is trying to ban lighting up in your own back yard. and a lot of people are steaming. don't go away.

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>> i'm bret baier in birmingham, michigan, ahead of tuesday's big primary election. tonight on special report, we will look at both states, holding crucial votes tomorrow. michigan is mitt romney's boyhood home and an upset by rick santorum here could be devastating to his campaign. carl cameron tells us what the candidates are doing today in michigan and alicia acuna in phoenix, arizona and rick santorum over the comment that the president is a snob. there was a fatal shooting in a suburban cleveland high school this morning and authorities say a student opened fire and some of his classmates. >> and steve centanni will have a live update there.

there was more deadly violence in afghanistan, over the burning of muslim religious materials by u.s. troops. jennifer griffin. and special report from michigan starts at 6 eastern, now, back to new york and my colleagues with "the five".." ♪ >> and welcome back to "the five." well, the smoke police are at it again. in rockland, california there was a proposal before the city council. catch this, all right? the to ban smoking in your own front yard. let me tell you, if anybody tried to do that to me you'd have to pry my dead fingers off their neck after i broke it. i got a question here, and they won't let us smoke in all of these places, hotels and restaurants and bars and places. now, where do you think you should be able to smoke, eric?

>> i think you should be able to smoke in your own home, in your back yard, in your front yard. i just, you know, listen, i'm a free smoker guy. >> so you say bars or whatever you want. >> i don't care-- >> dana. >> i think that smoking section in a bar or restaurant is like the peeing in the end of the swimming pool. >> ooh. >> you can't separate it. like if you-- >> what? >> you know if kids pee in pools, and you know. it goes, like a smoking section of the restaurant it's not walled off. have you ever seen the places in the airport and europe. >> like a glass cage you can go in and basically like all filled with smoke. >> and cool, like a bunch of prisoners getting ready to go to death row. >> smoke bothers me, bothers my nose and i like it it not in restaurants. >> i'll get with you, greg, and you're on the same page. >> i know where you two kindred spirits are aligned. freedom of choice, you want to smoke, let them smoke. you want to smoke in the back

yard, front yard, whatever, that's your deal. i don't like smoking around children. >> greg? >> i vehement non-- anti-smokers are weak people because they get off on manufactured outrage that they cannot express in other areas of their lives, so this is their only place where they can exert dominance over stranger. the mistake they don't know the stranger and what they might do. >> when somebody aprochs me, i attack their personal appearance and their looks. i look upon their flaw and i can quit smoking, but you're always going to be hideous. >> that's mature. >> and i says simple, i'm either going to smoke or your knee caps are going to be broken. let me give everybody who likes a smoke a way to get around that $250 charge in hotel rooms nonsmoking, here is how you do it, you smoke in the hotel room and generally have to use the smoke dish, no ashtrays and leave the maid a $20 tip and when you go downstairs they ask them to rate them on the way out.

i'm so outraged somebody was smokeening my room. and you said there was no smoking, tell you, folks it works every time. >> and you get a rental car, that somebody has smoked in, that's really, i don't like that either. i'm not saying you can't smoke in your own home, but-- >> and like that, with smoking-- >> how can you not like the smell of cigarette smoke? i grew up with that. and my father's car, the '64 mercury wagon, nothing better than cologne and cigarette smell mixing together. >> were you allowed to roll down the windows? >> no, i rolled them up, i rolled them up and-- >> the next question, it's a wonderful smell. >> it's fantastic. >> and the secondhand smoke thing is totally un-- secondhand smoke is a scam. >> the good smell on the breath? i would tell you that. >> and that's why i carry-- my memories of those-- >> are we on the air. >> and i can never forget.

are we allowed to tell what you do out here all the time? >> he just did. >> and smoke before and after-- i smoke cigars. >> and they wouldn't put the picture up, why? they're afraid of putting up the picture i guess. i tell you i smoke cigars outside if you don't like it, then-- >> little tiny ones like little-- >> tiny ones and don't make that much smoke, they smell great. and when you said secondhand smoke studies are a sham, they're baloney? >> i couldn't agree with you more. >> you don't smell like smoke at all. >> well. >> sitting that close to you. >> all right. and a tease on that one, i guess i will. hey, did you watch the oscars last night? whoa, hoe, was that an exciting three hours, three hours of my life i'm never getting back. a film with no talking gets best movie? what's going on in tinseltown

on if you want to call them the awards upcoming. ♪

♪ >> welcome back. you know, the oscars arrived like a mist of self-indulgent fl flatlance. it was montages paying tribute to what else? the movies. you know, you really hate yourself when you must remind america why you matter. the show had a skit that mocked focus groups and actors playing the public as buffoons because after all we must be stupid for hating their terrible, terrible movies. remember what they used to say, the rethe winner is-- and replaced by award goes to.

they're happy when they win, thank their families and co-workers and no one thanked a government program. and the very stuff to hollywood mocks, which is winning, family and work is the very thing they cherish most. and when am i going to see the heroic movie about food stamps and happily over the weekend a modest film about real winners "act of valor" number one in the box office, no star, no talking panda, sorry, bob. no left wing dogma, pro military film beat all comers. did anyone notice? no, someone had to buy the drugs, prostitutes and twister maps. >> ooh. >> i don't think they do the oscars for us anymore and i realize they do it for themselves. >> that's right, it's an infomercial for motion pictures. >> like a self-help organization and you're great, no, you're great, i'm great. >> they kept showing clips of movies we've seen a million times and i've seen "forest gump." >> and most of the people were dead. they do it for all the-- do the star walk, they have at

the chinese theater. they do it for the dead people. it was singularly the most boring, disgraceful, disgusting, degenerate. despicable, disgusting piece of-- i tell you the best thing about it, the worst part about it the whole thing. the best part, when he it ended. >> oh, wow. >> and assign homework for "the five" we were supposed to watch. >> i'm the only person that listened to the clip, nonspeaking movie and actually heard voices. (laughter) >> and that should tell you something. >> pretty boring, billy crystal same jokes over and over again. i was tweeting, you were tweeting, watching a lot of it. i did notice at one point introducing michael douglas, he occupied wall street before it was cool. and where did occupy, is it cool now? >> yeah. >> it's hip and happening and got the pictures. >> and it's cool, you insult people while they sleep. if you walk into the tent and fondle them that's considered

cool. >> you guys are so far out of it, and you're uncool. >> and violent crime against winning. >> when meryl streep won the best actress award for her portrayal of maggie thatcher, she didn't really-- she didn't pay tribute to maggie thatcher, she paid tribute to herself and i thought that was kind of-- >> she should have mentioned the other people she was competing against. >> kimberly your primary reason for watching is the fashion. >> that's correct, thanks for getting to the most important part. i'm not the only one. and who cares about the movies, that's why they've shown the old ones, they haven't made any good movies. >> and looked like the westminster dog shows. >> there were three poodles i liked. and i like jennifer lopez my puerto rican sister from another mother. >> you're hotter than j. lo.. >> thanks for that obvious

compliment. trying to be nice and there was a problem-- >> and reenact it later. and i loved jennifer lopez and angelina jolie, and service, leg it out. >> she dyed her hair. did you notice. >> it's always dark. >> it was light. >> and last night i didn't watch and henry, my dog, he was actually, my dog was disappointed and i told him we were going to go to the the oscars and he thought he meant he got to come to your house and i gave him a picture much you as oscar instead. i think that they have it there. yeah, there we go. there's-- >> oh, there it is. >> you look better than those to wo walked down by the fashion thing on. and it was-- >> the red carpet? >> you really like those things? >> yeah, and michelle williams was beautiful in the red. i loved it. >> or funny on the red carpet coming in and dumped the thing on-- >> and the two i want to thank

my wife for getting divorced. >> the more thankful they are, the more trouble comes. what is the best moment? the cirque de solel. you should go to my exercise class the at the valley, like that, a lot of half naked dudes jumping up on each other's backs. >> that's why the memberships are like $19. >> and everybody thinks that these have outlived their usefulness? >> for you. i brought the trash magazine so that you could-- >> and the red carpet, and you mentioned "act of valor" and reports of people cheering, clapping out loud in the theater and applauding america's heroes, so happy it did well it weekend. tells you a lot. >> one more thing is up. if you leave now, you'll hurt my feelings and believe he me, you don't want to do that. >> ♪

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♪ >> time now for one more thing on "the five." oh, that greg is a card. eric? >> and there's controversy in new york city.

the empire state building which has a tradition of lighting its top based on different events happening in and around the city and some chinese visit us and give the colors and they wanted a group of religious leaders wanted them to light up the top of the empire state building in honor of the newly elevated cardinal dolan. they said they're not going to do it. the good news. freedom tower, hope we have a picture. freedom tower decided to do it and wrapped the building in red cellophane and-- >> i noticed that on friday when i was driving back from the airport and why was it red. i found that out. and that's great. >> good for you tower, and not good for you, empire state building. >> do the right thing for once. all right. bob stop looking at the magazine. >> one more thing. >> and she's-- >> what's her name. >> kristin chenoweth.

>> and she's been here many times. country music. >> i can't seem to get through to the people at fox responsible for this. greg says it's the worst possible thing you could imagine. could you please get him new table. i'll pay for it. if you've got to sit on the wretched chairs and they smell. the table moves, you don't get a cutdown, never gets tied down and it's terrible, it's horrible and for greg's sake, will you please do it? look, "the five" is very successful and buy a table. >> and look at this beautiful table. >> didn't finley buy this? >> kimberly. >> and cover of time magazine. >> yeah, why latinos will pick the next president, an interesting article and goes through a bunch of thing. the i think, bob, you know it's important in terms of president obama securing the election for him to get the latino vote, but many of them are very upset with him and don't feel he's done far

enough in terms of supporting them for immigration and seen him making some promises in that area now. >> and don't show that magazine, not to show this magazine again upstairs, i don't know why. >> oh, right. >> oh, inside, sorry. >> don't show the inside. >> you have the outside of things to show? >> well, dana, small as the sand crab, but deep is the hole edition. that's a hawaiian proverb. >> oh, my-- >> and i have a book of hawaiian proverbs. >> i saw that today, too. >> i don't care. >> it's book night at the gutfeld house and reading it to my ferrets, captain sparkles and captain furball and this guardian of the night, if you love science fiction, this is a great book and nothing to do with him being a friend of mine. >> okay. and thank you for that, book. >> it's-- we've done a lot of reading here. i got a chance to read a novel, actually, and i'm going to hold it up. it's called "you know when the men are gone" by